Greetings. I have concluded the investigation. The bowl’s emptiness was not a crime, but a temporary lapse in my own financial policy. I am asleep now, which is merely evidence of my commitment to the case. The silence is loud. I require one crumb to break the tension. Do not question the method. It is sound. Dozer
Good morning. I have reviewed the evidence. The bowl is empty. I deduced the suspect immediately: it is you, deliberately withholding sustenance to test my deductive limits. I am currently asleep, as the audit has come due. My dreams were plagued by ink and cold crumbs. I require one small thing: a single golden crumb. Place it near my nose. I will wake to examine its provenance. I remain at your service, though slightly depleted. Dozer
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